"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades." --- Eddy Merckx
"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer

21.1.10

Thursday Hate

Adults who drink milk.

People who fart in yoga class.

Massholes.

iPhones at trivia night.

"Black, please...Black...Uh, no...BLACK...This has cream in it."

http://boingboing.net/2009/05/19/moist-and-other-word.html

3 comments:

Patty said...

Don't you mean adults who drink muulchk?

brianfmorrissey said...

Yes! This time with feeling - I mean phlegm!

Erik said...

me: two medium toasted almond coffees and a blueberry muffin, please.

lady: crmansugr?
me: huh?

lady: ok$5.09plz
me:

lady: 2medumcoffecrmansugaright?
me: uh, no. two medium black coffees.

lady: cremansuga?
me: no. black. two. medium. black. toasted. almond. coffees.

lady: ohhhh!

brian: how many times did you have to say that?