"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
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"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer

4.11.10

Thursday hate

My top ten targets in the post-oil apocalypse:

10. Litterers.

9. People who block the doors.

8. Eric Cantor.

7. People who start with "www dot..." when giving you a web address.

6. American soccer fans who hate all other American sports.

5. People who go apoplectic against cutting social services but don't have a library card.

4. Litterers littering energy drink cans get an extra.

3. People who blame the imminently approaching economic abyss on liberalism and over-regulation.

2. People who won't eat vegetables, but they'll have their own problems.

1. "I said, 'please move your bag.'"

3 comments:

Erik said...

how about web addresses that require declaration of which server you're accessing at a particular domain.tld? Not everything on the internet uses HTTP, nor is every web server called WWW.

brianfmorrissey said...

MUSLIM!

A Midnight Rider said...

#6. That's me. I'll be waiting with my keeper gloves on the pitch.