Haiku Friday!

Damn...sorry honey
Stuck outside like Jack Tripper
Now I'm plot fodder

Janet or Chrissie
Would never have let me in
Turned the TV off.

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Why are you so mean?
Who peed on your Cheerios?
Mad's not good on you.

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Artwork from the sea
Placed like small flower petals
For more than my eyes.

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Hey, it's four-twenty
See you in the parking lot
Remember the skull?!?