...the more guilty they are.
There was nothing going on behind the scenes. Sure, Roland. Transcript here, audio here.
Listen to his voice. And Rob sounds like a child molester trying to lure a kid into his van.
It makes my eardrums slimy.
(Thanks to Tankboy for sharing)
Showing posts with label Blago. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blago. Show all posts
28.1.09
Hump Day
January 28: 183 pounds.
I have a real six-pack for the first time in my life.
36 Days.
"...and one thing led to another..."
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Few people know this, but Blago was actually an extra in Dawn of the Dead:
"Moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"
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I have a real six-pack for the first time in my life.
36 Days.
"...and one thing led to another..."
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Few people know this, but Blago was actually an extra in Dawn of the Dead:
"Moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"
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23.1.09
Douchegate
Blago's Senate trial starts Monday. He's been in the news the last couple of days whining about the fact that he won't get a fair trial.
So?!?
A) It's not a civil trial
B) It's not a criminal trial sooooo...
C) Shut the fuck up about it and wait until the above actually happens to complain about fairness.
You've been using your position as the defender of the state constitution as your own personal lemonade stand and now suddenly you've started reading the fine print?! "And if it means I have to sacrifice myself to a higher cause, for the people of Illinois and for the principle of due process and the right to call witnesses, then so be it," Blagojevich said.
And you're Jesus?
I think Jesus would've been smart enough to file his objections to the evidence by the deadline. You instead when for a jog and whined to the press tailing you.
You constantly cite the "will of the people" who elected you. Trust me. You don't want to the turn the decision over to the people. You won't fair much better with us.
When all of this is written in the books, after however long you drag it out, I hope the sentence you receive after your "fair" trial reflects the pain and suffering you have inflicted on everyone. Those forced to endure your pompous, self-inflated pronouncements and declarations - and hair - on the news every night, instead of being blessed by you just going the fuck away - need to be considered.
So?!?
A) It's not a civil trial
B) It's not a criminal trial sooooo...
C) Shut the fuck up about it and wait until the above actually happens to complain about fairness.
You've been using your position as the defender of the state constitution as your own personal lemonade stand and now suddenly you've started reading the fine print?! "And if it means I have to sacrifice myself to a higher cause, for the people of Illinois and for the principle of due process and the right to call witnesses, then so be it," Blagojevich said.
And you're Jesus?
I think Jesus would've been smart enough to file his objections to the evidence by the deadline. You instead when for a jog and whined to the press tailing you.
You constantly cite the "will of the people" who elected you. Trust me. You don't want to the turn the decision over to the people. You won't fair much better with us.
When all of this is written in the books, after however long you drag it out, I hope the sentence you receive after your "fair" trial reflects the pain and suffering you have inflicted on everyone. Those forced to endure your pompous, self-inflated pronouncements and declarations - and hair - on the news every night, instead of being blessed by you just going the fuck away - need to be considered.
11.12.08
Thursday Hate: "He's [Bleeping] Crazy!"
Well, it looks like they're setting G-Fraud up for an insanity plea. Count on it.
My prediction:
Rod stays on as long as the key to his office still works. Shows up to work, tries to make small talk by the coffee machine as if everything is normal. Gradually he starts with an eye tic, and then by next week he's shouting randomly at people, and offering the handicapped stall in the men's room for a $50,000 donation.
By the time he's impeached and removed from office we'll be so tired of seeing his ass on TV every night, we'll be happy just to see him off to Scottsdale, AZ with a lifetime Xanax prescription.
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More restroom hate: why do janitors absolutely stuff the paper towel dispenser so full you end up pulling out a square acre of rain forest when you just want one towel? And why, WHY do people insist on taking the middle toilet when you're in the restroom alone? When I come in next I have to sit right next to you to take a shit...a worse variant is the guy who sits in the middle toilet next to you when you're in the restroom alone. That's just creepy.
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Check out yesterday's bike post. It has been edited for 15% more humor.
My prediction:
Rod stays on as long as the key to his office still works. Shows up to work, tries to make small talk by the coffee machine as if everything is normal. Gradually he starts with an eye tic, and then by next week he's shouting randomly at people, and offering the handicapped stall in the men's room for a $50,000 donation.
By the time he's impeached and removed from office we'll be so tired of seeing his ass on TV every night, we'll be happy just to see him off to Scottsdale, AZ with a lifetime Xanax prescription.
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More restroom hate: why do janitors absolutely stuff the paper towel dispenser so full you end up pulling out a square acre of rain forest when you just want one towel? And why, WHY do people insist on taking the middle toilet when you're in the restroom alone? When I come in next I have to sit right next to you to take a shit...a worse variant is the guy who sits in the middle toilet next to you when you're in the restroom alone. That's just creepy.
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Check out yesterday's bike post. It has been edited for 15% more humor.
10.12.08
9.12.08
In the Wake of the News...
Choose: Kwame...or Blago.
If anyone needs me, I'll be out on the tollway painting over Blago's name on the I-Pass arches. Strictly volunteer. The State should not have to pay for the indignity.
And let's make it easy on everyone. I suggest Patrick Fitzgerald just take Blago to a nice dark room - oh hell, maybe a lakefront condo with a nice view just to rub it in at what he will be missing - and leave him there with a bullet and a gun and fifteen minutes to think it over.
If anyone needs me, I'll be out on the tollway painting over Blago's name on the I-Pass arches. Strictly volunteer. The State should not have to pay for the indignity.
And let's make it easy on everyone. I suggest Patrick Fitzgerald just take Blago to a nice dark room - oh hell, maybe a lakefront condo with a nice view just to rub it in at what he will be missing - and leave him there with a bullet and a gun and fifteen minutes to think it over.
24.4.08
Thursday Hate - Rod Blagojevich Edition
Let's see now...
...First there was the Hiring fraud
...then you were named as Public Official "A"
...now, Karl Rove's name...Karl fucking Rove?!?...has now popped up in allegations that you and others had conspired to get federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald fired, in retaliation for his investigations into your corruption.
You, know? I could take all this, on its own. But not with your Sears-dishwasher-salesman smile, belied by your beady little eyes, framed by your 1982-5th-grader haircut, spewing your self-serving platitudes in that patronizing tone as you nearly fuck up every single piece of legislation you touch. (Fine, seniors can ride CTA for free. That is great. The motives behind that move had NOTHING whatsoever to do with their own welfare, and nearly sent the whole deal crashing down like a game of Jenga at a frat party bumped by some drunk freshman who wasn't even playing.)
You're going down, asshole.
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