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Thursday Hate - Rod Blagojevich Edition

Let's see now...

...First there was the Hiring fraud

...then you were named as Public Official "A"

...now, Karl Rove's name...Karl fucking Rove?!?...has now popped up in allegations that you and others had conspired to get federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald fired, in retaliation for his investigations into your corruption.

You, know? I could take all this, on its own. But not with your Sears-dishwasher-salesman smile, belied by your beady little eyes, framed by your 1982-5th-grader haircut, spewing your self-serving platitudes in that patronizing tone as you nearly fuck up every single piece of legislation you touch. (Fine, seniors can ride CTA for free. That is great. The motives behind that move had NOTHING whatsoever to do with their own welfare, and nearly sent the whole deal crashing down like a game of Jenga at a frat party bumped by some drunk freshman who wasn't even playing.)

You're going down, asshole.

1 comment:

Matt said...

Yup; he's going to pound-me-in-the-ass-federal-prison just as soon as they finish with Rezko.

Ever notice how close his eyes are to one another? Another reason to hate him!