Brenda Warner cuts her hair again and hogs the camera the entire pregame. (At least we won't have to hear about Kurt bagging groceries for 12 hours.)
In a fit of senility, Cardinals fans try to board the Red Line after the game to head to Kitty O'Shea's.
Cardinals 21, Steelers 13.
30.1.09
29.1.09
28.1.09
Hump Day
January 28: 183 pounds.
I have a real six-pack for the first time in my life.
36 Days.
"...and one thing led to another..."
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Few people know this, but Blago was actually an extra in Dawn of the Dead:
"Moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"
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I have a real six-pack for the first time in my life.
36 Days.
"...and one thing led to another..."
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Few people know this, but Blago was actually an extra in Dawn of the Dead:
"Moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"
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25.1.09
Sunday Shot
Stopped in at New Wave Coffee for a delicious bowl of carrot and ginger soup and a double espresso this afternoon.
The place with packed. It's the return of Filter without the smoke or the greasy hashbrowns/hair.
And speaking of greasy hair, the espresso the barista pulled for me was stronger than Lou Ferrigno. About 2 minutes after I downed it I felt the caffeine pulsing through my teeth. If Clif could ever figure out how to pack that much jump-juice into one of their shots without making it taste like their current Double Espresso flavor...
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January 25th: 185 pounds.
39 Days.
"Dude, you want to compare number-of-women-slept-with?!? I will carpet bomb you!"
The place with packed. It's the return of Filter without the smoke or the greasy hashbrowns/hair.
And speaking of greasy hair, the espresso the barista pulled for me was stronger than Lou Ferrigno. About 2 minutes after I downed it I felt the caffeine pulsing through my teeth. If Clif could ever figure out how to pack that much jump-juice into one of their shots without making it taste like their current Double Espresso flavor...
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January 25th: 185 pounds.
39 Days.
"Dude, you want to compare number-of-women-slept-with?!? I will carpet bomb you!"
23.1.09
Douchegate
Blago's Senate trial starts Monday. He's been in the news the last couple of days whining about the fact that he won't get a fair trial.
So?!?
A) It's not a civil trial
B) It's not a criminal trial sooooo...
C) Shut the fuck up about it and wait until the above actually happens to complain about fairness.
You've been using your position as the defender of the state constitution as your own personal lemonade stand and now suddenly you've started reading the fine print?! "And if it means I have to sacrifice myself to a higher cause, for the people of Illinois and for the principle of due process and the right to call witnesses, then so be it," Blagojevich said.
And you're Jesus?
I think Jesus would've been smart enough to file his objections to the evidence by the deadline. You instead when for a jog and whined to the press tailing you.
You constantly cite the "will of the people" who elected you. Trust me. You don't want to the turn the decision over to the people. You won't fair much better with us.
When all of this is written in the books, after however long you drag it out, I hope the sentence you receive after your "fair" trial reflects the pain and suffering you have inflicted on everyone. Those forced to endure your pompous, self-inflated pronouncements and declarations - and hair - on the news every night, instead of being blessed by you just going the fuck away - need to be considered.
So?!?
A) It's not a civil trial
B) It's not a criminal trial sooooo...
C) Shut the fuck up about it and wait until the above actually happens to complain about fairness.
You've been using your position as the defender of the state constitution as your own personal lemonade stand and now suddenly you've started reading the fine print?! "And if it means I have to sacrifice myself to a higher cause, for the people of Illinois and for the principle of due process and the right to call witnesses, then so be it," Blagojevich said.
And you're Jesus?
I think Jesus would've been smart enough to file his objections to the evidence by the deadline. You instead when for a jog and whined to the press tailing you.
You constantly cite the "will of the people" who elected you. Trust me. You don't want to the turn the decision over to the people. You won't fair much better with us.
When all of this is written in the books, after however long you drag it out, I hope the sentence you receive after your "fair" trial reflects the pain and suffering you have inflicted on everyone. Those forced to endure your pompous, self-inflated pronouncements and declarations - and hair - on the news every night, instead of being blessed by you just going the fuck away - need to be considered.
22.1.09
21.1.09
Hump Day
January 21: 186 lbs.
43 days.
"When it gets nasty, get down to biznezz!"
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What's the definition of a good coach?
One who schedules your next rest week over Valentine's Day.
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Lance. Don't look him directly in the eyes. (Credit to Kozak.)
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From the Urban Dictionary
Farticus:
43 days.
"When it gets nasty, get down to biznezz!"
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What's the definition of a good coach?
One who schedules your next rest week over Valentine's Day.
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Lance. Don't look him directly in the eyes. (Credit to Kozak.)
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From the Urban Dictionary
Farticus:
One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A connoisseur of rectal wind.Thanks, Newt. I'm having a recital.
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