"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades." --- Eddy Merckx
"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer


Hump Day

January 21: 186 lbs.

43 days.

"When it gets nasty, get down to biznezz!"


What's the definition of a good coach?

One who schedules your next rest week over Valentine's Day.


Lance. Don't look him directly in the eyes. (Credit to Kozak.)


From the Urban Dictionary
One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A connoisseur of rectal wind.
Thanks, Newt. I'm having a recital.

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