Starers.
Women with beards.
Kashi. Or it's aftermath.
Parents who feed toddlers Doritos. With soda. At 9am.
SHUT THE FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE EARBUDS IN?!?
Hipsters on the bike path.
Runners on the bike path.
Volleyball players on the bike path.
Your kids on the bike path.
Those four person bike cars on the bike path.
EVERYONE ON THE BIKE PATH.
Ninja brownies.
The 1990s.
Panama Disease.
Dirty dishes.
No delivery after 9pm.
Assholes who take random pictures with a shitty camera ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
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Adults who wear clothing with Disney characters on them.
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Tasmanian Devil anything. But especially tattoos and on XXXXXXXL T-shirts.
Baristas who ask if I want whipped cream on my soy mocha.
People who converse solely in rhetorical questions.
Morrissey, next week you can add "people who throw my phone under a truck and now won't share any of their tasty BBQ potato chips"
Dang. Who the fuck would do a thing like THAT?
Bike Salmon.
"Hey Lance" douches.
O'Hare.
I saw a woman pour a can of mountain dew into a baby bottle once. I wanted to slap her.
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