"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades." --- Eddy Merckx
"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer

4.6.09

Thursday Hate

Mandatory password resets.

Starers.

Women with beards.

Kashi. Or it's aftermath.

Parents who feed toddlers Doritos. With soda. At 9am.

SHUT THE FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE EARBUDS IN?!?

Hipsters on the bike path.

Runners on the bike path.

Volleyball players on the bike path.

Your kids on the bike path.

Those four person bike cars on the bike path.

EVERYONE ON THE BIKE PATH.

Ninja brownies.

The 1990s.

Panama Disease.

Dirty dishes.

No delivery after 9pm.

Assholes who take random pictures with a shitty camera ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

5 comments:

MissMagE921 said...

Adults who wear clothing with Disney characters on them.

The Car Whisperer said...

More...

Tasmanian Devil anything. But especially tattoos and on XXXXXXXL T-shirts.

Baristas who ask if I want whipped cream on my soy mocha.

People who converse solely in rhetorical questions.

darkhorse said...

Morrissey, next week you can add "people who throw my phone under a truck and now won't share any of their tasty BBQ potato chips"

The Car Whisperer said...

Dang. Who the fuck would do a thing like THAT?

Erik said...

Bike Salmon.

"Hey Lance" douches.

O'Hare.


I saw a woman pour a can of mountain dew into a baby bottle once. I wanted to slap her.