"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades." --- Eddy Merckx
"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer



Some of my favorite movies...guess the quotes...no cheating!

1. "Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!"

2."If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

3. "Oh, shit. There goes the planet. "

4. "My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. "

5. "But, I can't fuck a gorilla!"

6. "Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"

7. "God is not on our side because he hates idiots also."

8. "Very nice. So, what it is it? Mr. Cocksucker now?!"

9. "The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago."

10. "That man... is a brownie hound."

11. "Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. If you're not cop, you're little people."

12. "No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn't give me a chaser."

13. "I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth."

14. "I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries!"

15. "Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well."


Sam Kim said...

Got no idea about any of them. I know I'm going to feel stupid once I learn which movies the quotes are from.

#13 feels like it came from Grizzly Man.

The Car Whisperer said...

Ha! Not even remotely close...great guess however...