"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades." --- Eddy Merckx
"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer


Today's trainer workout

The haikus continue...

Hour one. Spinning easy.
Oh, no. Not the pink skin suit?!
Sweaty already.

Bob’s barking breakfast
Odwalla bar and coffee.
Ed gasping for air.

Just ride endurance?
Shift up, up..."how much more, Ed?
Bidon off John’s head.

Hour four. Yes, hour four.
“Hey, I can’t feel my (censored)!”
Watkins still rolling.

Monstrous appetites.
I think Newt ate Nicholas.
More French toast? Of course.


Jeff said...

Four hours on the trainer? Fours hours straight...? You're crazy.

I only did 2.5 hours on Sat.

The Car Whisperer said...

I stopped twice to piss and fill bottles, but yeah. Watkins was on rollers and only got off once.

As Krabbe said, "My brains were oozing out of my ears."