"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades." --- Eddy Merckx
"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer


Hump Day

You said, "hump."

This is not what we’re interested in seeing,” said George Price, Superintendent of the National Seashore.“ No kidding...imagine your beach walk the morning after one of these parties... It's almost enough to make you nostalgic for good old fashioned hypodermic needles...oh who am I kidding - used-beach-condoms are AMERICAN dammit!

Just be sure not to do it in Dubai.


Astronauts have needs too, you know...


(To the tune of that cloying jingle): "...the convenient whores of...SPEED WAY!"


And, yes, it's official...I am the LAST blogger in the world to post a link to this retina burner...but at least I waited til Hump Day.

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