"It never gets any easier. You just go faster." ---Greg Lemond
"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades." --- Eddy Merckx
"You drive like shit." ---The Car Whisperer

31.7.08

Thursday Hate

People who have more gums than teeth when they smile...they look like the Alien.





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The fact that Justin Timberlake and Ashton Kutcher are arguing over who made trucker hats "cool."

I got news for you: if you are still wearing a trucker hat, you are trend-slave, douchbaggy tool, and probably paid $50 for it Urban Outfitters, along with your DJ Startup Kit. The last time trucker hats were "cool" was in 2000 when everyone else was dressing head to toe in black Kenneth Cole Reaction, with the untucked white button down shirt. And where I work, people are still wearing that stuff...along with their 80's feathered fades.


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The fact that I woke up to my cat sitting on my head Wednesday morning. But hey, pussy's pussy.

5 comments:

Matt said...

It's not even thursday yet! Thursday Hate FAIL!

The Car Whisperer said...

I'm lazy. HATE ME!

Newtrøn said...

I hate that you don't have your Camp Moustache
Grow that shit Back....

allenpg said...

Dude, the gums made my day. BTW, I thought trucker hats peaked around Smokey and the Bandit (half of the people wearing them now weren't even born yet).

The Car Whisperer said...

Well, yes, but original iterations don't count. The reference in this case is with the retro version, which was a watershed in the hipster movement...sort of like cargo shorts to frat boys.